A motor bike hits a bird...

A motor bike
hits a bird. He
took d unconscious
bird & put in a cage
wit bread &water.
Bird wakes up, looks around & screams


"AIYO JAIL AH, BIKE KARAN SETHUTANA"

Monday went on Tuesday...

Monday went on Tuesday to Wednesday and asked Thursday whether Friday has told Saturday that Sunday is a holiday!

Why INDIA is in trouble??

Why INDIA is in trouble?

Population: 100 crore
9 Crore retired
30 crore in state Govt
17 crore in central Govt
(Both Category don't work)
1 crore IT professional (don't work for India)
25 crore in school
1 crore r under 5 years
15 crore unemployed
1.2 crore u can find anytime in hospitals


Statistics says u find 79,99,998 people anytime in jail
The Balance two are U & Me.

U are busy " checking Mails /sending fwds.. "..!!

HOW CAN I HANDLE INDIA alone?

Great insult...

Great insult!!

One boy falls near a donkey.

A beautiful girl sees dis n says "enna unga anna kitta aasirvadham vaanguriya?"

Boy says "Aama ANNI..!!".

Boyz always Rocks!

Husband and Wife

Wife:Jab me Gana Gati hu to Ap Balcony me kyu chale JateHo

Husbnd:Taki Muhalle wale ye na smjhe ki Mai Tumhara Gala Daba rha hu....

Puffs has 4 ends...

Puffs has 4 ends.....

samosa has 3 ends.....


Molaga Bajji has 2 ends...



but our friendship has no end
like BONDA...
No.... no..... Dont cry.....
. Control..... Control.....

A for Ak 47...

A for Ak 47....
B for Blade,....
C for cycle chain....,
D for Dham....,
E for encounter...,
F for Fight....,
G for Gun....
J for jail....
P for Police....
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Eppadi?
Naangalam LKG la irundhe periya Rowdy.....

Lee Series...

veg: Thakka-Lee
Fruit: Pappa-Lee Furniture: Narka-Lee
Name:Bruce-Lee
Fear: Perucha-Lee
Disease: Thalava-Lee
Breakfast: Id-Lee
Festvl: Diwa-Lee
Film: Gill-Lee
Animal: Pal-Lee
Friend: you (Koma-Lee) Best friend:I am (ARIVA-Lee) Just for ja-Lee.

Message anupalana nee Ga-lee

Sunday Special...

Sunday Special.. Shadi Me khane K 2 Rule:

1.PEHLI bar is tarah khao ki dusri bar milega nahi.

2.DUSRI bar is tarah khao ki pehli bar khaya hi nahi..


Tips for on coming function...

Few things d movies taught us...

Few things d movies taught us...
1.Atleast 1 of identical twins s born evil
2.Shud u decide 2 defuse a bomb, don't worry wich wire 2 cut,u'll always choose d rite 1
3.Wen u turn out d light 2 go 2 bed,everythin in ur bedroom wil stil b clearly visible,jus slightly bluish
4.A man wil show no pain while takin d most ferocious beatin,but wil wince wen a woman tries 2 clean his wounds
5.Even wen drivin down a perfectly straight road,it s necessary 2 turn d steerin wheel vigorously 4m left 2 right every few moments
6.A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended 4m duty
7.If u decide 2 start dancin in d street,every1 u meet wil kno all d steps;-)

New addition to Newton's Laws...

New addition to Newton's Laws of Motion:

"Loose Motion can never be done in slow motion"..!!

Formula of water...

Teachr-
Wat is d formula of water?

Stu-
H2 MgCl NaCl HNO3O
CaCO3Ca(OH)2SnTn HgNiHCl(COOH)4

Tchr- Wat is dis?

Stu- Mam, dis is corporation water.!

What is a Kiss?...

What is a Kiss?
In view of..

GEOMETRY:
Kiss is d shortest distance between 2 Lips!

ECONOMICS:
Kiss is the thing, 4 which DEMAND is always higher than SUPPLY!

PHYSICS:
Kiss is the process of charging a human body!

COMPUTER:
Kiss is just like a LAN, in which 2 bodies are connected without any DATA CABLE

HISTORY:
The great war between two lips!

CHEMISTRY:
The fast reaction between two lips without any catalyst....

Engineers - The Great

Printing mistake in question paper: "Prove tat 2/10 = 0.2" is wrongly printed as "Prove tat 2/10 = 2". Engg Students: Evvalavo pannitom itha panna mattoma..
2:- Two
10:- ten
2/10= two/ten= wo/en
W- 23
O- 15
E-5
N- 14
w+o=23+15=38
e+n=5+14=19
So 38/19= " 2 "..!
Hence proved!;-)

Oldman and a doctor...

90yr man : My18yr old wife s pregnant, ur opinion doc?

Doctor : let me tel u a story, a hunter in hurry grabs an umbrella instead of d gun. He moves into d jungle,sees a lion, lifts d umbrella, pulls d handle n bang.The lion drops dead .

Old man :Tats impossible, sum1 else must hav shot d lion!

Doctor : Exactly !!:-)

Newton's Law...

Great things in life occur accidentally.
NEWTON found the II law from a cow.
He gave a force by kicking a cow, it gave the sound "maaaa".
Then he formulated the II law
(Force==MA)
After a few seconds it gave him a kick, then he formulated the III law that is 'EVERY ACTION HAS EQUAL AND OPPOSITE REACTION..

Indian Rocks...

If power's gone in america they call power office..

In japan they test fuse..


But,

In India they see neighbours house.. Whether current is there.... Indian rocks....

Some words never completes...

Some words
never complete without 'U'.

That words
represent 'u'






D_b_kk_
Baekk_
Makk_
Loos_
Pisas_
Frad_
Blad_
Kir_kk_


Idh_ epadi
Ir_k_..?

Ella naalum oray madhiri irukuma...???

Ella naalum oray madhiri irukuma...???


Kandippa irukkum.....


Beleive me....


Nambikkai illaynaa keela paarunga.....
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Nalla paathukongo.....
Ella 'naalu'm oray madhiri iruku......

Wife of an electronics engineer...

Wife of an electronics engineer delivered a baby & she msged 2 her hubby UR CIRCUIT HAS ARRIVED.
He replied... GREAT!

IS IT A TRANSMITTER OR A RECEIVER?